Ransacking season in the villages is almost here, so Rock and Rufus have been training hard. They want to be on the top of their game when they can finally pillage and burn to maximize their pillaging. The latest technique that they have been practicing is the back ride.
In this maneuver, Rufus flies low and burns the villages, while Rock rides backwards so that he can spot the best pillaging spots.
The results were encouraging and so they were very happy. The villagers weren't quite as happy.
They also had improvisation training. This is where they practice making weapons and tools out of household items. Rock's first assignment was to use my shoes and create a weapon. He created the arm shoes, that way he can kick your butt from all four limbs.
The reflective material helps warn people at night that he is present, that way there are no excuses when he pounces on them like a stealthy ninja.
He also toyed with the strategy of incorporating a broom into his repertoire. That way he can kick your butt and sweep the floor with you at the same time. Brutally awesome.
In this maneuver, Rufus flies low and burns the villages, while Rock rides backwards so that he can spot the best pillaging spots. 
The results were encouraging and so they were very happy. The villagers weren't quite as happy.
They also had improvisation training. This is where they practice making weapons and tools out of household items. Rock's first assignment was to use my shoes and create a weapon. He created the arm shoes, that way he can kick your butt from all four limbs. 
The reflective material helps warn people at night that he is present, that way there are no excuses when he pounces on them like a stealthy ninja.
He also toyed with the strategy of incorporating a broom into his repertoire. That way he can kick your butt and sweep the floor with you at the same time. Brutally awesome.
The kid's hands will never be the same!!! Gpa DE
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