Phone Pics!!

 It is a scientific fact that babies sleep so that mothers don't snap (citation needed).  I think they sleep just to remind people of how adorable they are.

 When he's not sleeping, Ryker likes to watch TV and text his girlfriend in Wisconsin. 

 Len and Lesa have a giant bear dog named Ebony.  Rock used to be scared to death of Big Ben Ebony, but now they are friends.

 My phone has a filter to make things look 'nostalgic'.  So here's a nostalgic pic of the boys taking a bath from a long time ago...like ten days or so.

 Here's a nostalgic pic of DeA looking pretty.  She's always pretty, not just in nostalgic pictures.

 My camera also has a filter that does whatever this picture is.  It's Ryker at the beach in a dramatic filter or something.

 There's also a filter that is supposed to increase brightness and contrast.  Notice Ryker contrasting against the sand.  Epic.

 Here is epic Rock with the same contrast.

 Here's a normal picture of Ryker being adorable.  Also pictured: Papa Dale's legs.

 Last Friday Rock and I went up to Top Shelf to go camping.  We had a fire and roasted marshmallows. Rock learned how to light a marshmallow on a stick and wave it in the air.  Also pictured: Papa Dale smothering a lit marshmallow.

 After getting back from camping Papa Dale and I took the boys to Jack's to get donuts.  They both eat their donuts frosting side first (and last, because after eating the frosting they don't eat the rest of the donut.  It's like a peach pit or an apple core at that point).

 Rock asked me if we could get haircuts.  He wanted to try and cut his hair first.

 "He did a decent job of not killing himself, but the haircutting part was lacking.

 He even cut Ryker's hair, and once again did a good job of not killing anyone.

 He's still Captain Underpants.

 He likes being Captain Underpants.