The Lion, the Witch and the Awesome!!

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away from Grandmas and Grandpas, there lived a little hero named Rock. Rock was the bravest and bestest hero in all the land.

All was happy in the land of Rock. He had all the toys a little boy could possibly play with (thanks for the ball popper Grandma Lisa!) and a pet dragon named Rufus. But then one day there arose a problem in the kitchen. Little Rock wanted to run in and help, but someone tried to restrain him!
So he quickly buttered up the queen of The Land of Rock to garner permission to enter into the forbidden kitchen. How could she say no to him?
Rock surveyed the scene, and to his dismay he discovered that the mystical land under the sink was blocked off my a stupid step thing.

Rock ventured over to the mystical cupboard with the loud pans. Venturing inside Rock discovered the land of Narnia!!

"Dude, you've got to check this out! It's awesome in here!!"

"I can rule this land with my iron fist!!"

"You should meet these people! One of them is half goat. He's a freak!"

"Mom, I'm home! Did you miss me?"