Rock was purusing over the Super Bowl coverage on the internet when he found out about prop bets! You may be asking, 'What is a prop bet and why is Rock so excited about them?'. Well, a prop bet is a wager that is placed on a side part of the game. So he got all decked out in his finest Seahawk apparell and was all excited to make some money!!
You can imagine how crushed he must have felt when we sat him down and explained that games of chance are the devil's toy. He was less than understanding, to say the least.
But Rock is persistent, and he snuck into the computer and wrote his picks anyways. The little guy is funny, since he doesn't know what money is! Silly guy.
You can imagine how crushed he must have felt when we sat him down and explained that games of chance are the devil's toy. He was less than understanding, to say the least.But Rock is persistent, and he snuck into the computer and wrote his picks anyways. The little guy is funny, since he doesn't know what money is! Silly guy. Lets start with the Stone-Cold-Lead-Pipe Pick of the day!! Rock says to put all your Gerber Puffs on Daddy vs. Sony in the pregame Madden Bowl. Why does he feel so good about this pick? Because Daddy is playing as the all-time Seahawk team and Sony was randomly selected to play as St. Mary's School for Cupcakes. He doesn't even care what the spread is, pick Dad to cover!!
Rock's eyes just lit up with excitement when he heard what the odds were for Pepsi vs. Coke commercials. Right now Pepsi is a three point dog at home, so Rock is screaming to give the points and pick Pepsi to not only cover, but to win. Who picks against the road Cola in a crucial game like this? Doesn't anybody remember The Great Coke upset in '98? This is the kind of thing that we should be teaching in schools!
Rock feels really confident about the color of the ref's hat. That's why he suggests putting down two See-and-Says on white. You'll be happy on this one.
He's pretty excited about where the over/under has been set for how many times John Madden talks about Brett Favre. Take the over at 44.5 and thank me in the morning.
Rock's been struggling a little bit on the line for number of streakers in the first half. On the one hand, somebody has got to streak, while on the other hand he's not completely sure what streaking means. His getting a little agitated that Mommy refuses to explain it to him, since she is pretty sure that it will only give him ideas for church next Sunday.
Rock's eyes just lit up with excitement when he heard what the odds were for Pepsi vs. Coke commercials. Right now Pepsi is a three point dog at home, so Rock is screaming to give the points and pick Pepsi to not only cover, but to win. Who picks against the road Cola in a crucial game like this? Doesn't anybody remember The Great Coke upset in '98? This is the kind of thing that we should be teaching in schools!
Rock feels really confident about the color of the ref's hat. That's why he suggests putting down two See-and-Says on white. You'll be happy on this one.
He's pretty excited about where the over/under has been set for how many times John Madden talks about Brett Favre. Take the over at 44.5 and thank me in the morning.
Rock's been struggling a little bit on the line for number of streakers in the first half. On the one hand, somebody has got to streak, while on the other hand he's not completely sure what streaking means. His getting a little agitated that Mommy refuses to explain it to him, since she is pretty sure that it will only give him ideas for church next Sunday.
Win or loose Rock is the MAN!!! Gpa Dale
ReplyDeleteHey, I haven't seen Rock come through a cupboard. Keep looking.
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