There's no secret that Washington Apples are great. One crummy thing about living in the midwest is that we are inundated with mushy Michigan apples and inedible Illinois apples. Remember, if it doesn't have the Washington logo, it's probably grown by commi-nazis who hate America...or Michiganders.
Well, the new crop of Washington Honeycrisps hit our local HyVee this week! Rock is in sweet apple heaven munching the beauties that are the size of his head.
I recently picked up a new putter ($8 at Dunham's, so you know it's quality) but I haven't had a chance to make it to the putting greens yet. Rock recognized this problem, and so he has taken it upon himself to break in my new putter. As you read that last sentence, I hope you placed the emphasis on break.
After racking the balls in the house, Rock munches on the nutritious mix of dried bananas, gummy bears and naval lint.
PS - Uncle Len and Doug can send commission checks to Rock's agent, Aaron.
This kid can sell more Washington apples than that crazy dude on the scooter they used a few years back. He just maybe our best spokesman. I know he has my vote. Gpa DE
ReplyDeleteI'm impressed with his putting skills. He hit those balls on the first try!
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