Rock the Monkey

Every once and a while I let Rock practice handling the remote. He normally does a good job, and he knows what channel to turn it to. Like yesterday, he picked baseball and then some movie where stuff blew up all the time. But then he kind of swung and missed when he left it on Planet of the Apes IV: A New Hope. Let me tell you, it was terrible. The worse part is now Rock thinks he needs to become a man-ape to be able to rule the powerful monkey civilization.
He is practicing his banana eating and peeling. It's going okay,not great, but he's getting there.
He has also tried to practice something else that monkeys do, something that involves throwing and stinkyness. He's been shot down on that one, but he's still waiting for the time when we aren't paying attention.
He learned that monkeys don't have great manners, and so he's practicing talking with his mouth full and chewing with his mouth open.
DeAndra was doing her womanly duties in the kitchen when she needed someone to help with the dishwasher. Rock thought she'd never ask!
Trivia: Does anybody know where I stole the words to Rock's speech from Fuzzy's funeral in the previous post?


Answer: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. I am a little ashamed of all of you. DeAndra told me that no one would know where it was from and I stood up for all of you. I told her that our blog readers had some culture and weren't some slack jawed yokels, but it looks like I was wrong. I lifted it from my Mommy's favorite movie and she didn't even get it. So sad.