Saturday, December 31, 2011

Howdy Time With Rock and Ryker!!

Howdy pardner!  Welcome to Howdy Time, I'm your host, Rock!
Here's my trusty sidekick, Ryker!
Today we're here at the OK Corral and we be fixing to ride us some horses!
Ryker is going to show all you pardners out there the proper way to pet a horse.
Then he will show you how to properly pick the horse's nose.  The trick is to get way up deep in the nostril.
Then Shaka the horse will explain his pet peeves.  I'll give you a hint, it involves infants digging into his nostrils.
After picking the horse's nose, Ryker knows to wipe the snot all over the snout of the beast.
And then later, WE RIDE!!
I'll also show you how to win a staring contest.  Diva didn't even know what stared her down!
Now is finally the time to ride!
I like to ride bareback like a real man.  Only city boys and softies have to use a sissy saddle.
Giddyup!!
Howdy ladies!

Lil' Ryker also got a chance to ride Diva and yell "Diddyup!".
"Whoa Nelly!"
Lil' Ryker did ride plumb good.
After our big ride we sauntered on into the local saloon for some marshmallows and pipin' hot cocoa.
Nothing shakes the trail dust off your boots like roasting marshmallows!

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