He is one talented boy.

Rock does impressions! And he doesn't mind stepping on some toes. Here he immitates some lady running for president. See if you can guess who!

I know some of you are questioning how someone like me could father such an adorable baby. But you can stop betting on whether or not he's my kid because we have found that he really eats well, so he must be mine.

Rock-a-polooza Continues!!

Here's a fetchin' awesome video of Rock doing an immitation of the baby next door!

More Rock-damonium!!

Some of the pics are blurry, but after two days of no sleep they looked pretty good to me.

I call this one The Thinker

Good news, the head is almost completely normal now, with just a slight ridge where he was pushing against the pelvis.

More Belly Picks!!!

But not of DeAndra. When I tried to take pictures of her belly, she tried to kill me. But lucky for me she is so tired from labor that she could barely tighten her fingers around my neck.



Rock is here!! Bradley Rock England 7 lbs 8 oz 20.5 inches 4.35 40-yard dash 395 bench 675 squat 9.8 100-meters

We are pretty excited! DeAndra is doing great and in good spirits.

The poor guy lodged into her pelvis a little funny, and that kept him from dropping during contractions. When they pulled him out, he looked like he had an alien head. But luckily his head is rounding out. Good for him, the kid is going to have a hard enough time in life being my son, he doesn't need a freakish head.

He's freakin' adorable!

Belly Picks...Stop your whining

He'll get here when he gets here! The good news is DeAndra's mom, Lisa, showed up on Saturday and so now DeAndra is more willing to go walking and do her exercises to get him out. For some reason Lisa is more "supportive" and "understanding" than I am. I think she is just being silly, and should just plop that kid out already. I am getting sick of this kid disobeying me, and I think that DeAndra needs to quit making her uterus such a comfy place for him to live. This kid needs to buck up, and force his way down the birthing canal, and listen to me!! And DeAndra needs to cut the cord and stop pampering him. Quit the free lunches and stop letting him sit in the hottub all day. This is getting silly, and if she's not going to push, then I will!

Eight days til pitchers and catchers report, which means that in eight days I hopefully won't have to worry about the Mariners making anymore dumb deals. I mean, come on, what are they thinking? Am I the only that thinks that they are being stupid? Really? Am I the only one seeing this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!