January 15, 2009--Davenport, Iowa reports record low temperatures of -29 degrees Fahrenheit.
February 10, 2009--Davenport reports temperatures of 59 degrees Fahrenheit, a difference of 88 degrees in less than one month.March 5, 2009--Davenport reports temperatures of 137 degrees???
Anyway, Rock used the beautiful weather outside to break out the ol' golf clubs and get his swing grooved for the year. He did pretty well, especially when you take into consideration the fact that he probably doesn't even remember what summer was like last year. Four bleak, dark months of winter are a lifetime to someone Rock's age.
Some people question his technique for lining up his putts. 'Purists' whine that he sits down on the course to get a better angle, but Rock doesn't care what purists say. He really doesn't care what anybody says, because he is a baby and doesn't know what they are saying. Surprised you didn't know that.
In this picture Rock stares down the guy in the gallery that keeps making noise while his caddy looks on, secretly hoping for blood.
She did have to pretend to try and hold Rock back from pummeling the noisy gallery of Boston terriers, but secretly she was really hoping to see a little rumble.
"Who the crap put a slide in the middle of the golf course?"
"Wait, they make clubs in metal? Holy awesome Batman! Now I can hit the ball way further!"
"Oh yeah, the ball will go flying with this thing!!"
"Um...too far."
"Stupid little white ball."
"Maybe if I put this branch next to the window the neighbors will think that's what broke it and won't notice the ball."
I wish our weather looked like that! No grass yet and it snowed today. of course nothing stuck, but still not the nice day it looked like there. Rock can really walk quite well. He was trucking across the lawn.
ReplyDeleteWell, it snowed tonight, so the grass is gone again. The warm weather was just a tease.
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