Rock lives by a simple code: If you got it, flaunt it! Well, nobody has got it more than Rock!!
So he put together a little photo spread for all the ladies to enjoy, preferably the ones in the one and under category. Feel free to linger and soak it all in. Let it wash over you like a fine paste.
Unfortunately you can't see it through the diaper, but he's clenching his cheeks tighter than a the jaws of a bulldog around a trespasser's meaty calf muscle.
This is what it looks like to walk while flexing every muscle in your body.
The classic "Oh, I'll just look back casually while walking and let the light glisten off my ripped abs and chest" pose.
The following pictures might be a little too
picoso for some people to handle, so proceed at your own risk. And ladies, if you are feeling light headed or short of breath, please look away and rest. We don't want anybody passing out from the awesomeness.
The key word here is tasteful. Also, chiseled.
Even though Valentine's Day is over, Rock still is enjoying his red balloon. It's his new best friend.
He tried to share Cheerios with Balloony, but Balloony isn't the best eater in the world.
So he put together a little photo spread for all the ladies to enjoy, preferably the ones in the one and under category. Feel free to linger and soak it all in. Let it wash over you like a fine paste. 
Unfortunately you can't see it through the diaper, but he's clenching his cheeks tighter than a the jaws of a bulldog around a trespasser's meaty calf muscle.
This is what it looks like to walk while flexing every muscle in your body.
The classic "Oh, I'll just look back casually while walking and let the light glisten off my ripped abs and chest" pose.
The following pictures might be a little too picoso for some people to handle, so proceed at your own risk. And ladies, if you are feeling light headed or short of breath, please look away and rest. We don't want anybody passing out from the awesomeness. 
The key word here is tasteful. Also, chiseled.
Even though Valentine's Day is over, Rock still is enjoying his red balloon. It's his new best friend. 
He tried to share Cheerios with Balloony, but Balloony isn't the best eater in the world.
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