We weren't sure what this was all about, so we retraced our steps. We started thinking to the day after Thanksgiving when we all loaded into Dave's Excursion and drove down to Ashland, OR. Ashland is a magical place, full of hippies and hippy-like substances. It is also home of a pretty cool Christmas lighting festival that involves a parade and a personal appearance by Santa himself (or so we were told). But, Rock might have been spooked by the creepy, spiky snowman.
In retrospect, the 'flamboyant' Santa might have creeped him out. It isn't that Santa was all that bad, but he used words like 'Fahbulous' and 'Marvahlous' and 'Wanderful'. He also kept telling creepy adult reindeer to dance for him. Yeah, looking back, this goofy Santa Claus creeped out me pretty bad as well.
Oh, and I almost forgot about the guy who smelled like the English teacher's office. He just stood there like this the whole time...
Photos of Santa and Creepy the Snowman were from mailtribune.com...just in case somebody wanted to accuse me of stealing.
He won't care if Santa uses those words or Redneck words as long as he gets his presents under the tree.
ReplyDeleteI think he needs Grammy to hold and comfort him. It might also be those teeth that don't want to come in.
ReplyDeleteGrow out your mustache! We can compare at Christmas.
ReplyDeleteRock just keeps getting cuter and cuter.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I need to live vicariously through DeAndra since she's prego and I'm not. Pictures people, pictures.
P.P.S. PIctures of your new house?